Upcoming trails.

Not a Leglifter Trail
Sep
17

Not a Leglifter Trail

Dry Creek Community Park, 9235 Walerga Rd., Roseville

Our hare BBFD will pilot the pack on a 3–5 mile path packed with pranks, pitfalls, and plenty of punchlines. Slip on your sturdy shoes, slather sunblock, and summon your sense of silliness. First-timers trot for free, while regulars pitch in $5 to support the staples: beer, bottles of water, and bite-sized snacks. Dog-friendly trail.

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Last Trail of Summer
Sep
20

Last Trail of Summer

Celebrate the season’s swan song! On the last Saturday of summer—just before the autumnal equinox—our hare will lead the pack on a 3–5 mile trail filled with fun, laughter, and late-summer sunshine. Bring your comfy shoes, sunblock, and sense of humor. First-timers run free; regulars chip in $5 to cover the essentials: beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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Christmas Cums in September
Sep
24

Christmas Cums in September

Is it fair that we only get Christmas once a year?

I think it should be allowed to cum more than once - so dust off your ugly sweaters and pull out your dirty Santa costume as Bangkok and Bigger help you to celebrate Christmas in September with a fun present filled romp through Bangkok’s neighborhood.

Dog friendly. Stroller friendly.

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Whorifist Trail
Oct
1

Whorifist Trail

Stay tuned for details! This week’s hare has “Big Dad Energy.” Whorofist will guide the pack on a 3–5 mile trail filled with camaraderie, challenges, and plenty of laughs. Bring your sturdy shoes, sunblock, and a headlamp as the days grow shorter. First-timers run free; returning hashers chip in $5 to cover the essentials: beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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Saturday Trail
Oct
4

Saturday Trail

Location to be announced.

Get ready for a Saturday adventure! Our hare will lead the pack on an afternoon trail winding 3–5 miles through October in Sacramento—where it could be 105 degrees or 55. Bring comfortable shoes, sunblock just in case, and your sense of humor. Newcomers join free; returning hashers chip in $5 to keep us fueled with beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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It's My Party and I'll Cry if I Want to
Oct
8

It's My Party and I'll Cry if I Want to

Mark your calendars for Wednesday, October 8! Our hare, 99, (who is definitely not turning 99!_ is ready to lead the celebration. Expect a 3–5 mile trail with laughter, camaraderie, and maybe a few party tears. Bring your comfy shoes and a headlamp for the October evening. First-timers run free; returning hashers chip in $5 to cover the classics: beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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Wednesday Trail
Oct
15

Wednesday Trail

Circle up on Wednesday, October 15, for a night of shenanigans under the autumn sky. Our hare will unveil a 3–5 mile route threaded with mischief, moonlight, and merriment. Grab your trusty sneakers, and a headlamp as the evenings grow darker. First-timers join the folly for free; returning adventurers contribute $5 to keep the coolers stocked with beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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Saturday Trail
Oct
18

Saturday Trail

Save the date: Saturday, October 18! We’ll gather for an afternoon trail of 3–5 miles to soak up Sacramento’s unpredictable October skies—could be blazing hot, could be sweater weather. Bring comfortable shoes and sunblock just in case. First-timers run free; regulars chip in $5 to cover the essentials: beer, water, seltzer, and snacks. Hare to be announced soon!

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World Peace Through Beer
Oct
22

World Peace Through Beer

Join us Wednesday, October 22, as Sacramento H3 celebrates World Peace Through Beer! This global hash event—traditionally held around United Nations Day—brings kennels together with one simple mission: run (or walk), raise a glass, and toast to peace. Our trail will be 3–5 miles, with the usual mix of camaraderie, silliness, and song, plus a special twist: beers from around the world to sample along the way. First-timers join free; regulars chip in $5 to cover the basics—beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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Hashoween!
Oct
29

Hashoween!

On Wednesday, October 29, costumes aren’t just encouraged—they’re practically foreplay. Our hare will summon the spirits for a 3–5 mile trail full of tricks, treats, and more than a few bad decisions. Bring your sturdy shoes, a headlamp, and your darkest sense of humor. First-timers creep along for free; regular ghouls toss in $5 to keep the cauldron bubbling with beer, water, seltzer, and snacks. Come ready to run, romp, and maybe get a little boo-sy.

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Saturday Trail
Nov
1

Saturday Trail

Kick off November with the pack! On Saturday, November 1, lace up for an afternoon trail of 3–5 miles to shake off the Halloween cobwebs and welcome a new month of mischief. Whether the weather serves up sunshine or a crisp autumn breeze, we’ll bring the warmth with camaraderie and cold beverages. Don’t forget your running shoes and your best post-Halloween stories. First-timers scamper free; regulars toss in $5 to cover the staples: beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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Wednesday Trail
Nov
5

Wednesday Trail

Midweek mayhem returns on Wednesday, November 5, at 6:30 p.m.! Our hare will guide the pack through a 3–5 mile evening romp filled with autumn air, laughter, and the usual dose of misadventure. Bring your sturdy shoes and a headlamp for the after-dark fun. First-timers join the chaos free of charge; seasoned hashers chip in $5 to keep the stash stocked with beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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Shitmare After Dark
Nov
12

Shitmare After Dark

Brace yourself for a midweek fright! On Wednesday, November 12, at 6:30 p.m., Shitmare haunts the hare chair and promises a 3–5 mile trail of twisted turns, questionable decisions, and night-time nonsense. Strap on your sturdy shoes, fire up that headlamp, and prepare for a nightmare you’ll actually enjoy. First-timers run free; the rest of you pitch in $5 to fuel the madness with beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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Drag’s Barfday Trail
Sep
10

Drag’s Barfday Trail

  • 600 Garden Highway Sacramento, CA, 95833 United States (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

On 10 Sept come join hare Drag Queen and she celebrates her barfday with an A to A trail!

Bring a headlamp, shiggy socks, big spray, and $5 hashcash. Trail will be dog and kid friendly.

Expect Turkey/Eagle trails

On afters down the street at El Bramido.

Meet at 600 Garden Highway, park on the street.

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Sep
6

Saturday Trail

Details to come! Our hare will lead the pack on a 3–5 mile trail—expect adventure, laughs, and maybe a shortcut or two. Bring comfy shoes, sunblock, and your best sense of humor. First-timers run free; regulars chip in $5 to cover the essentials: beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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Sep
3

Wednesday Trail

Details to come. Our hare will take the pack on a 3-5 mile trail. Bring comfortable shoes, sunblock, a sense of humor. Free for first timers. $5 to cover hash expenses including beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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