Upcoming trails
A Hash trail is a marked path laid by the hares, who set the course with chalk, flour, or other clues (sometimes with tricks to mislead the pack). The hounds—the rest of the group—follow the trail together, calling out and enjoying the run, stops, and social fun along the way.
Sac H3 River Raft
$69.69 via PayPal to SacH3rego@gmail.com, please include your hash/kennel name in the notes
Rego here: https://docs.google.com/.../1FAIpQLSc5paNga.../viewform
Friday Night Pub Crawl @ 1830
Hare - Bigger Better Faster Deeper and PawBlow EscoBark
Theme - Under the Sea(Men)
Saturday River Raft
Bag van will be at the hash hotel by 0830. Stash anything you want for the end.
Please fill out the waiver in advance!
Eagles will get themselves to the start of the famed Bridgemosa Trail at 3936 Pennsylvania Ave. Hared by Junk by 0900.
Turkey will be led by Sheepy from the hash hotel to the start at 0930.
Rafts away on or about 11.
As usual, sunscreen and anything besides flip flops are highly recommended.
Sunday Drinking Practice @ 11 (they're opening early for us! So ignore the Google Maps hours or website hours)
Location - LogOff Brewery
Food truck - TBA (outside food allowed)
Hash Hotel - La Quinta Inn - 11131 Folsom Blvd
Link to reserve a room: www.tinyurl.com/SacH3RiverRaft
(there are 15 double queens with a discount, after those are taken it's regular price)
As usual, no kiddos, no animals.
Contact Sheepy for any questions: isleepywithsheepy@gmail.com
Sacramento H3 Red Dress Run
Colab with Rubba My Yuba!
Shenanigans are brewing in the Gold Country foothills! A group of outlaw road agents have hijacked the Sacramento H3 Red Dress Run and are reportedly holed up in a swanky hotel in Nevada City. Gather your posse, head up the hill and take back what is rightfully yours! Your Rego includes: Saturday breakfast, trail snacks and dinner, Beer, Beer, and more Beer, a special event T-shirt and a donation to Gold Country Wildlife Rescue.
What to expect:
Friday
Let's start the weekend off right by hitting the hooch and running amuck in historic downtown Nevada City. The scoundrels who stole the event will show you the best, or worst, bars this town has to offer. Don your Gold Rush Era fashion! Think saloon ladies, miners, 1850's business people or cum to the dark side and join the outlaws!
Check-in starts at 3pm in the haspitality chalets
7pm- Gold Rush Pub Crawl starting at the Northern Queen Inn. Pub crawl is pay-as-you-go and not included in the rego price.
Saturday
It's time to take back the Red Dress Run! Grab your fanciest red dress and show these ruffians who the Sacramento H3 Red Dress Run really belongs to! Strength in numbers! The punishment for their monkeying? Cooking up a feast for the hungry victors.
8-10am- pancake breakfast at the hashpitality chalet
12pm- Meet in the parking lot of the Northern Queen Inn for trail. Hares away at 12:30.
There will be a choice of 3 trails: Walkers- for you lazy folks who don't like going too far off grid Turkey- light shiggy trail
Eagle- Hard (just the way we like it) for the racy raceists
Taco dinner of grilled chicken, Al Pastor (Pork) and vegetarian fajita mix, beans, rice and salad following trail
Sunday
Eureka! The RDR has been reclaimed! To celebrate, we're going prospecting for gold(en) nectar.
Check out is 11am. As the song goes, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. Enjoy more of the foothills incredible scenery with a glorious hangover trail. Cost $5. Location TBD
Hash Hotel
400 Railroad Ave
Nevada City, CA 95959
(530)-265-5824
King and double queen rooms are available at group rate of $126 (single King) & $132 (double queen).
Chalets and Cabins are available, if interested contact Squirt Gun (Eric) and he can get a price for you.
This is a pet friendly hotel- There is a $25 pet fee. (2 pets per room) *Pub crawl is NOT pet friendly
Sign Up
Please fill out the form below and pay. Your registration will not be complete until both form and payment are complete.
Rego price: $49 of course
Rego by 9/1/26 to get T-shirt, late Regos are not guaranteed a T-shirt.
Where do I send my $$? PayPal - jensampen@yahoo.com Venmo - @jensampen (last 4 of phone # 2640) Cash - you can pay Bigger Better Faster Deeper in person.
NO REFUNDS - You may sell your Rego to another hasher if you are no longer able to attend.
Details to cum!
One Last Summer Party?
7120 Badlee Drive, Sacramento 95837
dog/family friendly
dress to impress or not
cum early for games (notice new start time)
hares away at 7p
what to expect:
nothing special. Your hares will be drowning their sorrows, summer is over and we have to go back to school. Usually a happy time, but back to the noise and chaos for us.
Sheepy’s BYO river float
Float down the river!
Meet at Sacramento Bar Park at 11. We'll have a car or two at Harrington for transport. Byo everything. No hash cash.
Shitter’s Birthday Trail
Cum celebrate Shitter Splitter completing another trip around the Sun with a trip around Sun City! Gotta get him introduced to his fellow seniors.
Meet behind the AM/PM carwash
Trail will be between 3-69 miles
Shiggy socks are highly recommended
Doggo friendly
Kiddo friendlyish-no strollers
$5 hash cash
Moist Discharge Trail
First Wednesday trail over 100 so headed to Plumbs Bluff. Travel sized trail on dirt paths, but mostly DP and cliff jumping. Meeting on Winding Oak Dr near 9373 Winding Oak Dr Fair Oaks
Squirt Needs to Go Back to Kindergarten
Dude totally forgot how old he was. Trying to make himself older than he really is. Our hare 99 likes herself an older man, but at her age younger is better.
Taproom is 21+, however there is a pizza joint that will quench your thirst next door.
No rain to wash marks away this time. T/E split, stroller, dog and very kid friendly
Leglifter hares
Meet up at Folsom City Lions Park 403 Stafford, Folsom.
2-3 mile trail. Beer check with swimming hole. Canine friendly.
Solstice-ish Hash
Join hare Drag Queen for an A to A trail around the Land Park area.
Trail will be dog and stroller friendly with turkey and eagle trails. Bring $5 hash cash and your orthotics for lots of pavement.
Sheepy Grids Even Harder
You'll never get Sheepy to hare off the grid!!!!
Trail will be A-A, 3-4 miles, dog+kid friendly. Danger cans and fish hooks probable. Bring your livers, virgins, and cash and ID.
Daddy takes us to big honkers and even bigger hoes
Meet in the northeast corner of the parking lot (camera blind spot) at 2590 Venture Oaks Way, Sacramento, CA 95833.
A to A trail fun for all ages, number of legs and number of wheels. Turkey trail: 3 mi. Eagle trail: 4 mi.
Hash Olympdicks Campout
Legend has it that this event started as a challenge between Rubba My Yuba H3 and Sacramento H3 to see which kennel had the best beer drinking skills. It has evolved into a multi kennel event with teams competing for the coveted Olympdicks Trophy!
Once again we have secured the entire Black Miner Bar campground on Lake Natoma in Folsom for the weekend. Your registration will include a campsite (tent, car or trailer), beer, Friday night dinner, beer, Saturday breakfast, lunch and dinner, beer, Sunday breakfast, beer, games, beer and gimmies! Did we mention beer?
This is a friendly dog friendly event, bring your pooch but it is your responsibility to watch them.
This event is 21+. No exceptions.
Summer Shigfest with Leglifter
Who's ready to get hot and wet! Expect a longer summer trail with shiggy, wet feet and single track trail. Be sure to wear your favorite new pair of expensive ruining shoes. There will be a beer check. Whether you think bringing your canine or crotch fruit to a shiggy Leglifter trail is a good idea is totally up to your discretion. Meet in the lower back parking lot behind Cinema West at 520 N Sunrise Ave, Roseville, CA.
There Ain’t a L Street in Robla
5032 Rio Linda Blvd
The hare Shitmare is tired to hashing in Natomas ... so we're back in Robla. Enjoy the last trail of May!
‘Nilla No Flour (#1730)
Vanilla No Flour will host a shitty hot pavement filled trail with little to no marks, crappy beer, bad jokes and over 30 miles long, uphill both ways. Dogs, rug rats, questionable adult behavior are welcome. Come join us for a fun filled evening! Meet in the back corner of the parking lot at the movie theaters. 520 N Sunrise Ave, Roseville, CA 95661
Two Pussies (#1729)
RIP’s Virgin Hare…yeah, it will be a
sh!tty trail. But will you die?
Start: Cobblestone Park
10900 Barden Drive,
Rancho Cordova, 95670
A to A
Supposed to be wheel/child/dog friendly.
Bring ID and $ for the Beer Check
Bigger Better Birthday Eve (#1728)
Arrive early to take advantage of the early bird senior special at Denny’s and then join Bigger Better as she leads you on a short, wheelchair friendly trail. Gotta be in bed by 8, don’t ya know. But not before we get crazy and kill the ice chest she’s stocked with Ensure!
Bring-
$5 hash cash
Retirement home recommendations
Shiggy socks
Walkers
Your hot grandpa
Guide dogs to help Bigger see the trail
Revenge of the Sheep! (#1727)
Join the hare Sheepy as he live lays a trail for Revenge of the Sixth! He's sort of planned it out!
1817 12th Street, Sacramento
Park around the church. Lots of streets with 2 hour parking up till 8 p.m., so check the signs and you'll be fine.
Distance: Probably 3.5ish
Kids/dogs/strollers: Sure
Cash/ID: Yep, bar stop, maybe a tequila stop
Prelube/On After: Twisted Track Station, prelube happy hour is until 6 p.m. with $5 beers+food deals, kitchen is open until 10 p.m.
Inky’s Birthday Trail (#1726)
Ink in the Stink has officially moved to the next age bracket [35-44]. Newbies and muggles welcome!
Wear your best tye-dye because we love that hippy shit. Don’t have any tye-dye? No problem! We’ll have plenty to spare for the night.
Wheel, child, and dog friendly. Bring ID and $ for a bar stop.
On-After at Sully’s Bar and Grill
Night that say Tu-Tu (#1725)
Where your tu-tu if you wish, as Shitmare explores the American Lakes area of South Natomas. Are there lakes in American Lakes? No! Will there be water crossings? Meh!
Light shiggy if any. Wheel and dog friendly. 2.5(T)-4(E) miles.
Getting Cookiefisted (#1724)
Whorifist and Gutter Cookie take you on a scenic march through the wilds of Carmichael!
Dog and stroller friendly.
Bring $ and ID
Bigger Better Faster Deeper (#1723)
Prelube- Garden at The Line, 6415 Elvas Ave.
Trail Start- Garden at The Line
On-After- Garden at The Line
Bangkok sent me a reel about this place, telling me that we should check it out and I thought, what better way to check it out than to start a trail there! So if trail sucks, it’s Bangkok’s fault.
Crotch fruit and fur baby friendly. There will be miles, how many is anyone’s guess. Probably beer too.
$5 hash cash
Walking Fools Hash (#1722)
Join hare Drag Queen to celebrate World Walking Day and April Fools with an A - A trail in West Sac.
Pre-lube at the Midway. Dogs okay, pint sized hashers okay, strollers not okay. Bring shiggy socks, headlamp, and $5 hash cash.
Turkey (2.25mi) and Eagle trail (3+mi).
Creamthroat Cumeth Home (#1721)
Classic midtown trail.
Southside Park - T and 6 corner
On after at Jet’s
Equinox Trail (#1720)
It's spring! Get out there! Sh!tmare will get you fresh air and sunshine whether you want it or not. We will start at Peregrine Park in Natomas.
Leglifter Takes You to School (#1719)
Trail Wednesday March 18th. Pre-lube at Mindscape Fermentations. Meet up 6.30 in the parking lot outside the brewery. Hare away at 7. Expect a mixture of single track and mild shiggy, with a smidgen of sidewalk. And a beer check. Bring a flashlight because you can't see in the dark.
Green Dress Run (#1718)
What do you get when GDR collides with Pi Day and Friday the 13th? You'd better show up to find out.
What to expect:
FRIDAY THE 13TH BAR CRAWL. 7:00 p.m. 3651 J Street, Sacramento (Bonn Lair) (Hare: Shitmare)
Wear your unluckiest bar-crawling outfits.
Earn your GOOD LUCK by completing the four-leaf clover patch challenge.
3-4 bars with possible bonus stops. 21+. Dogs not recommended. At least one stop doesn't allow dogs.
BYO$
SATURDAY, MARCH 14, GREEN DRESS RUN. 12 p.m. McKinley Park, Sacramento. (Hares: Sheepy and Wranglher)
4-5 miles for turkeys, 6+ miles for eagles
Hound friendly
Hosted beer stops, and BYO$ bar stop
On-after TBD.
Hashpitality Suite at Midtowner Hotel, 1319 30th Street (look for Sac H3 flag in the window)
SUNDAY, MARCH 15
Mimosas in the Hashpitality Suite at Midtowner, 1319 30th Street, 10 a.m.
Hangover trail (Hare needed)
Official hash hotel is the Best Western Midtowner. You can reserve a room through BestWestern.com (no need to mention a group, the rates are very reasonable). Plenty of free parking for guests.
$30 Rego via PAYPAL to SacH3rego@gmail.com (Mark Smith).
Your rego will cover Beer, Trail Treats, Beer, Chaos, Non-alcoholic Beer, Saturday evening meal, GF alcohol, and a donation to support the River City Waterway Alliance.
