It's spring! Get out there! Sh!tmare will get you fresh air and sunshine whether you want it or not. We will start at Peregrine Park in Natomas.

What do you get when GDR collides with Pi Day and Friday the 13th? You'd better show up to find out.

What to expect:

FRIDAY THE 13TH BAR CRAWL. 7:00 p.m. 3651 J Street, Sacramento (Bonn Lair) (Hare: Shitmare)

• Wear your unluckiest bar-crawling outfits.

• Earn your GOOD LUCK by completing the four-leaf clover patch challenge.

• 3-4 bars with possible bonus stops. 21+. Dogs not recommended. At least one stop doesn't allow dogs.

• BYO$

SATURDAY, MARCH 14, GREEN DRESS RUN. 12 p.m. McKinley Park, Sacramento. (Hares: Sheepy and Wranglher)

• 4-5 miles for turkeys, 6+ miles for eagles

• Hound friendly

• Hosted beer stops, and BYO$ bar stop

• On-after TBD.

• Hashpitality Suite at Midtowner Hotel, 1319 30th Street (look for Sac H3 flag in the window)

SUNDAY, MARCH 15

• Mimosas in the Hashpitality Suite at Midtowner, 1319 30th Street, 10 a.m.

• Hangover trail (Hare needed)

Official hash hotel is the Best Western Midtowner. You can reserve a room through BestWestern.com (no need to mention a group, the rates are very reasonable). Plenty of free parking for guests.

$30 Rego via PAYPAL to SacH3rego@gmail.com (Mark Smith).

Your rego will cover Beer, Trail Treats, Beer, Chaos, Non-alcoholic Beer, Saturday evening meal, GF alcohol, and a donation to support the River City Waterway Alliance.

Only my body is aging. Join Sh!tmare on L Street as he hares a trail that will be a lot easier for all of you (not Hangs!) than it is for him.

About 3.5 miles. Stroller and dog friendly. One beer stop.

Actually going to postpone the campus tour til it's less damp outside.

Bring your umbrella, flashlight and some pub cash this Wednesday. If they don't mind getting wet it's a dog, cat and stroller friendly trail (no shiggy today Meet up at Saugstad Park in Roseville at 6.30. Pack away at 7.
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On 11 February join hare Drag Queen for an A to A trail in West Sac.

Trail will be okay for dogs, bring your shiggy socks, cranium lamps, and $5 hash cash. Rain is in the forecast.

The notorious PawBlow EscoBark hares to celebrate Mr. Bill’s 5th Birthday! Cum out and celebrate with us. Bring all the puppers. Kid and wheel friendly as well. Trail will likely be around 3-6 miles (turkey 3 / eagle 6).$5 hash cash.

Meet at the corner of Ottumwa Drive and East Commerce Way.

Dog/kid friendly, turkey/eagle, BEER!, maybe some mild shiggy with a water crossing.
BRING: A light for your dim cranium, $5 HASH CASH, thirst for the golden nectar (not that golden nectar Triple H!).
Sundance Park is the start.

Whorifist was using our Sheepy a little too hard and broke him! JUNK to the rescue. Meet at the University Avenue side of Guy West Bridge and we’ll break out an old standby.

Dog and kid friendly.

Bring a light, swim trunks, a song for circle and your cutest cousin.

$5 hash cash. Free for first-time hashers.

105 years after the start of Prohibition, the hash will declare our alcohol independence by drinking what, how, and where we shouldn’t. About 3 miles. Midtown Sacramento.

Parking: Tierra Grande Cir, Sacramento, CA 95827. All the way at the north end of the loop is a long section of wood fence with no driveways, otherwise park evenly around the neighborhood.

Expect some Birthday Shenanigans as we toast to Junk and Primal. Bring your flashlight and not your best pair of shoes. Show up early, have a bite and beer. Meet up at River City Brewing. 6241 Fair Oaks Blvd suite g, Carmichael, CA 95608

More details to come. An annual tradition, the trail runs through the Christmas display wonderland that is the Fab 40s.

On 10 Dec hare Drag Queen will take you through the woods on a blindingly dark A to A trail in Fair Oaks.

Bring your head lamps! $5 hash cash.

Trail will be dog friendly. A flat-ish 2.25mi for the turkeys, eagles are going for an adventure.

Details coming soon.

Our GM will lead the pack. Start location and details to be announced.

Hares Attack of the Killer Pussy and Shitmare invite your friends or family back in town for Thanksgiving climbing the walls at Mom and Dad’s? Bring them out for a run, a drink, and some holiday mischief with the Sacramento Hash House Harriers! Escape the house, find your people, and earn that turkey. Newbies are free. All the rest of you need to bring $5 hash cash.

Parking: Park on the street on 21st Ave

Gobble Gobble

Idk My BFF Scott and Manga Muncher welcome you to IDK's first attack of the turkeys trail with the opportunity to taste revenge on a turkey on the on after. There will also be some food porn you will be allowed to partake in.

We also welcome shareables but not required!

Bring your 4 legged friends, your crotch gobblins, and your stretchy pantalones

There will be a beer stop, bring cash and id!

It’s time to slip into something scandalous and scarlet! The Sacramento Hash House Harriers proudly present the annual Red Dress Run — an afternoon of running, drinking, and looking absolutely fabulous for a cause.

👠 When: Saturday, November 15 — Meet at noon
📍 Where: Start point TBA
🍺 What: A red-drenched trail through Sacramento with beer checks, photo ops, and plenty of gawking from confused muggles.
💸 Why: Because we’re drinkers with a running problem — and proceeds support charity

Whether you’re a seasoned hasher or a virgin in velvet, this is the trail where everyone shines in 50 shades of red. Expect mischief, laughter, and the occasional wardrobe malfunction.

Run in red. Drink in style. Leave your dignity at home.

You've been to Midtown, Roseville, Rocklin, Natomas, but ... where the hell is Robla? We will explore the excitement of South Rio Linda/East Natomas. Shitmare is your hare. 3–5 mile trail of twisted turns, questionable decisions, and night-time nonsense. Strap on your sturdy shoes and fire up that headlamp. First-timers run free; the rest of you pitch in $5 to fuel the madness with beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

Under the Beaver Moon. Midweek mayhem returns on Wednesday, November 5, at 6:30 p.m.! Just Garrett hare’s his first trail with an assist from Whorifist. will guide the pack through a 3–5 mile evening romp filled with autumn air, laughter, and the usual dose of misadventure. Bring your sturdy shoes and a headlamp for the after-dark fun. First-timers join the chaos free of charge; seasoned hashers chip in $5 to keep the stash stocked with beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

Kick off November with the pack! On Saturday, November 1, lace up for an afternoon trail of 3–5 miles to shake off the Halloween cobwebs and welcome a new month of mischief. Whether the weather serves up sunshine or a crisp autumn breeze, we’ll bring the warmth with camaraderie and cold beverages. Don’t forget your running shoes and your best post-Halloween stories. First-timers scamper free; regulars toss in $5 to cover the staples: beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

On Wednesday, October 29, costumes aren’t just encouraged—they’re practically foreplay. Our hare will summon the spirits for a 3–5 mile trail full of tricks, treats, and more than a few bad decisions. Bring your sturdy shoes, a headlamp, and your darkest sense of humor. First-timers creep along for free; regular ghouls toss in $5 to keep the cauldron bubbling with beer, water, seltzer, and snacks. Come ready to run, romp, and maybe get a little boo-sy.

Celebrate United Nations Day with Beer! Join 100's of other kennels as we help support beer producing nations and consume various beers enjoyed by Hashers around the world. This annual event involves a couple miles with multiple international beer and food checks along the way.
This year we will meet at the West side of Sutters Fort on 26th st. It's on the 22nd so wear your tu-tu for the 22 trail! There will be multiple Turkey/Eagle splits and beer checks available. Bring some cash for a pub check on trail. Turkey trail is stroller and dog friendly. Bring a vessel for the golden nectar and a flashlight because you can't see in the dark. First-timers join free; regulars chip in $5 to cover the basics—beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

Saturday, October 18! Cum one come all as we trot through some urban shiggy while drinking anything and everything. First-timers run free; regulars chip in $5 to cover the essentials: beer, water, seltzer, and snacks. Hare to be announced soon!