Upcoming trails

A Hash trail is a marked path laid by the hares, who set the course with chalk, flour, or other clues (sometimes with tricks to mislead the pack). The hounds—the rest of the group—follow the trail together, calling out and enjoying the run, stops, and social fun along the way.

Definitely not Midtown or Roseville
Nov
12

Definitely not Midtown or Roseville

You've been to Midtown, Roseville, Rocklin, Natomas, but ... where the hell is Robla? We will explore the excitement of South Rio Linda/East Natomas. Shitmare is your hare. 3–5 mile trail of twisted turns, questionable decisions, and night-time nonsense. Strap on your sturdy shoes and fire up that headlamp. First-timers run free; the rest of you pitch in $5 to fuel the madness with beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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Red Dress Run
Nov
15

Red Dress Run

It’s time to slip into something scandalous and scarlet! The Sacramento Hash House Harriers proudly present the annual Red Dress Run — an afternoon of running, drinking, and looking absolutely fabulous for a cause.

👠 When: Saturday, November 15 — Meet at noon
📍 Where: Start point TBA
🍺 What: A red-drenched trail through Sacramento with beer checks, photo ops, and plenty of gawking from confused muggles.
💸 Why: Because we’re drinkers with a running problem — and proceeds support charity

Whether you’re a seasoned hasher or a virgin in velvet, this is the trail where everyone shines in 50 shades of red. Expect mischief, laughter, and the occasional wardrobe malfunction.

Run in red. Drink in style. Leave your dignity at home.

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Thanksgiving Eve Trail
Nov
26

Thanksgiving Eve Trail

Hares Attack of the Killer Pussy and Shitmare invite your friends or family back in town for Thanksgiving climbing the walls at Mom and Dad’s? Bring them out for a run, a drink, and some holiday mischief with the Sacramento Hash House Harriers! Escape the house, find your people, and earn that turkey. Newbies are free. All the rest of you need to bring $5 hash cash.

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Whorifist Breaks in Just Just Garrett #1695
Nov
5

Whorifist Breaks in Just Just Garrett #1695

Under the Beaver Moon. Midweek mayhem returns on Wednesday, November 5, at 6:30 p.m.! Just Garrett hare’s his first trail with an assist from Whorifist. will guide the pack through a 3–5 mile evening romp filled with autumn air, laughter, and the usual dose of misadventure. Bring your sturdy shoes and a headlamp for the after-dark fun. First-timers join the chaos free of charge; seasoned hashers chip in $5 to keep the stash stocked with beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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Just Allie’s Virgin Solo Trail #1694
Nov
1

Just Allie’s Virgin Solo Trail #1694

Kick off November with the pack! On Saturday, November 1, lace up for an afternoon trail of 3–5 miles to shake off the Halloween cobwebs and welcome a new month of mischief. Whether the weather serves up sunshine or a crisp autumn breeze, we’ll bring the warmth with camaraderie and cold beverages. Don’t forget your running shoes and your best post-Halloween stories. First-timers scamper free; regulars toss in $5 to cover the staples: beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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Junkenstein’s Spooky Hashoween #1693
Oct
29

Junkenstein’s Spooky Hashoween #1693

On Wednesday, October 29, costumes aren’t just encouraged—they’re practically foreplay. Our hare will summon the spirits for a 3–5 mile trail full of tricks, treats, and more than a few bad decisions. Bring your sturdy shoes, a headlamp, and your darkest sense of humor. First-timers creep along for free; regular ghouls toss in $5 to keep the cauldron bubbling with beer, water, seltzer, and snacks. Come ready to run, romp, and maybe get a little boo-sy.

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World Peace Through Beer - Tutu Trail #1692
Oct
22

World Peace Through Beer - Tutu Trail #1692

Celebrate United Nations Day with Beer! Join 100's of other kennels as we help support beer producing nations and consume various beers enjoyed by Hashers around the world. This annual event involves a couple miles with multiple international beer and food checks along the way.
This year we will meet at the West side of Sutters Fort on 26th st. It's on the 22nd so wear your tu-tu for the 22 trail! There will be multiple Turkey/Eagle splits and beer checks available. Bring some cash for a pub check on trail. Turkey trail is stroller and dog friendly. Bring a vessel for the golden nectar and a flashlight because you can't see in the dark. First-timers join free; regulars chip in $5 to cover the basics—beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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Triple H Mimosa Mile #1691
Oct
18

Triple H Mimosa Mile #1691

  • 2320 Coppervale Drive Rocklin, CA, 95765 United States (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Saturday, October 18! Cum one come all as we trot through some urban shiggy while drinking anything and everything. First-timers run free; regulars chip in $5 to cover the essentials: beer, water, seltzer, and snacks. Hare to be announced soon!

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Vanilla No Bean (#1690)
Oct
15

Vanilla No Bean (#1690)

  • 1550 Maidu Drive Roseville, CA, 95661 United States (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Circle up on Wednesday, October 15, for a night of shenanigans under the autumn sky. Our hare Vanilla No Bean will unveil a 3–5 mile route threaded with mischief, moonlight, and merriment. Grab your trusty sneakers, and a headlamp as the evenings grow darker. First-timers join the folly for free; returning adventurers contribute $5 to keep the coolers stocked with beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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Christmas Cums in September (#1686)
Sep
24

Christmas Cums in September (#1686)

Is it fair that we only get Christmas once a year?

I think it should be allowed to cum more than once - so dust off your ugly sweaters and pull out your dirty Santa costume as Bangkok and Bigger help you to celebrate Christmas in September with a fun present filled romp through Bangkok’s neighborhood.

Dog friendly. Stroller friendly.

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Not a Leglifter Trail (#1684)
Sep
17

Not a Leglifter Trail (#1684)

Dry Creek Community Park, 9235 Walerga Rd., Roseville

Our hare BBFD will pilot the pack on a 3–5 mile path packed with pranks, pitfalls, and plenty of punchlines. Slip on your sturdy shoes, slather sunblock, and summon your sense of silliness. First-timers trot for free, while regulars pitch in $5 to support the staples: beer, bottles of water, and bite-sized snacks. Dog-friendly trail.

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Drag’s Barfday Trail (#1683)
Sep
10

Drag’s Barfday Trail (#1683)

  • 600 Garden Highway Sacramento, CA, 95833 United States (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

On 10 Sept come join hare Drag Queen and she celebrates her barfday with an A to A trail!

Bring a headlamp, shiggy socks, big spray, and $5 hashcash. Trail will be dog and kid friendly.

Expect Turkey/Eagle trails

On afters down the street at El Bramido.

Meet at 600 Garden Highway, park on the street.

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Sep
6

Saturday Trail

Details to come! Our hare will lead the pack on a 3–5 mile trail—expect adventure, laughs, and maybe a shortcut or two. Bring comfy shoes, sunblock, and your best sense of humor. First-timers run free; regulars chip in $5 to cover the essentials: beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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Sep
3

Wednesday Trail

Details to come. Our hare will take the pack on a 3-5 mile trail. Bring comfortable shoes, sunblock, a sense of humor. Free for first timers. $5 to cover hash expenses including beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.

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