Upcoming trails
A Hash trail is a marked path laid by the hares, who set the course with chalk, flour, or other clues (sometimes with tricks to mislead the pack). The hounds—the rest of the group—follow the trail together, calling out and enjoying the run, stops, and social fun along the way.
Hash Olympdicks Campout
Legend has it that this event started as a challenge between Rubba My Yuba H3 and Sacramento H3 to see which kennel had the best beer drinking skills. It has evolved into a multi kennel event with teams competing for the coveted Olympdicks Trophy!
Once again we have secured the entire Black Miner Bar campground on Lake Natoma in Folsom for the weekend. Your registration will include a campsite (tent, car or trailer), beer, Friday night dinner, beer, Saturday breakfast, lunch and dinner, beer, Sunday breakfast, beer, games, beer and gimmies! Did we mention beer?
This is a friendly dog friendly event, bring your pooch but it is your responsibility to watch them.
This event is 21+. No exceptions.
Revenge of the Sheep!
Join the hare Sheepy as he live lays a trail for Revenge of the Sixth! He's sort of planned it out!
1817 12th Street, Sacramento
Park around the church. Lots of streets with 2 hour parking up till 8 p.m., so check the signs and you'll be fine.
Distance: Probably 3.5ish
Kids/dogs/strollers: Sure
Cash/ID: Yep, bar stop, maybe a tequila stop
Prelube/On After: Twisted Track Station, prelube happy hour is until 6 p.m. with $5 beers+food deals, kitchen is open until 10 p.m.
Inky’s Birthday Trail (#1726)
Ink in the Stink has officially moved to the next age bracket [35-44]. Newbies and muggles welcome!
Wear your best tye-dye because we love that hippy shit. Don’t have any tye-dye? No problem! We’ll have plenty to spare for the night.
Wheel, child, and dog friendly. Bring ID and $ for a bar stop.
On-After at Sully’s Bar and Grill
Night that say Tu-Tu (#1725)
Where your tu-tu if you wish, as Shitmare explores the American Lakes area of South Natomas. Are there lakes in American Lakes? No! Will there be water crossings? Meh!
Light shiggy if any. Wheel and dog friendly. 2.5(T)-4(E) miles.
Getting Cookiefisted (#1724)
Whorifist and Gutter Cookie take you on a scenic march through the wilds of Carmichael!
Dog and stroller friendly.
Bring $ and ID
Bigger Better Faster Deeper (#1723)
Prelube- Garden at The Line, 6415 Elvas Ave.
Trail Start- Garden at The Line
On-After- Garden at The Line
Bangkok sent me a reel about this place, telling me that we should check it out and I thought, what better way to check it out than to start a trail there! So if trail sucks, it’s Bangkok’s fault.
Crotch fruit and fur baby friendly. There will be miles, how many is anyone’s guess. Probably beer too.
$5 hash cash
Walking Fools Hash (#1722)
Join hare Drag Queen to celebrate World Walking Day and April Fools with an A - A trail in West Sac.
Pre-lube at the Midway. Dogs okay, pint sized hashers okay, strollers not okay. Bring shiggy socks, headlamp, and $5 hash cash.
Turkey (2.25mi) and Eagle trail (3+mi).
Creamthroat Cumeth Home (#1721)
Classic midtown trail.
Southside Park - T and 6 corner
On after at Jet’s
Equinox Trail (#1720)
It's spring! Get out there! Sh!tmare will get you fresh air and sunshine whether you want it or not. We will start at Peregrine Park in Natomas.
Leglifter Takes You to School (#1719)
Trail Wednesday March 18th. Pre-lube at Mindscape Fermentations. Meet up 6.30 in the parking lot outside the brewery. Hare away at 7. Expect a mixture of single track and mild shiggy, with a smidgen of sidewalk. And a beer check. Bring a flashlight because you can't see in the dark.
Green Dress Run (#1718)
What do you get when GDR collides with Pi Day and Friday the 13th? You'd better show up to find out.
What to expect:
FRIDAY THE 13TH BAR CRAWL. 7:00 p.m. 3651 J Street, Sacramento (Bonn Lair) (Hare: Shitmare)
Wear your unluckiest bar-crawling outfits.
Earn your GOOD LUCK by completing the four-leaf clover patch challenge.
3-4 bars with possible bonus stops. 21+. Dogs not recommended. At least one stop doesn't allow dogs.
BYO$
SATURDAY, MARCH 14, GREEN DRESS RUN. 12 p.m. McKinley Park, Sacramento. (Hares: Sheepy and Wranglher)
4-5 miles for turkeys, 6+ miles for eagles
Hound friendly
Hosted beer stops, and BYO$ bar stop
On-after TBD.
Hashpitality Suite at Midtowner Hotel, 1319 30th Street (look for Sac H3 flag in the window)
SUNDAY, MARCH 15
Mimosas in the Hashpitality Suite at Midtowner, 1319 30th Street, 10 a.m.
Hangover trail (Hare needed)
Official hash hotel is the Best Western Midtowner. You can reserve a room through BestWestern.com (no need to mention a group, the rates are very reasonable). Plenty of free parking for guests.
$30 Rego via PAYPAL to SacH3rego@gmail.com (Mark Smith).
Your rego will cover Beer, Trail Treats, Beer, Chaos, Non-alcoholic Beer, Saturday evening meal, GF alcohol, and a donation to support the River City Waterway Alliance.
I’m Not Old! (#1715)
Only my body is aging. Join Sh!tmare on L Street as he hares a trail that will be a lot easier for all of you (not Hangs!) than it is for him.
About 3.5 miles. Stroller and dog friendly. One beer stop.
Leglifter Goes to College (#1713)
Actually going to postpone the campus tour til it's less damp outside.
Bring your umbrella, flashlight and some pub cash this Wednesday. If they don't mind getting wet it's a dog, cat and stroller friendly trail (no shiggy today Meet up at Saugstad Park in Roseville at 6.30. Pack away at 7.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/zRQeZVVMngmZimNg6
Peppermint Trail (#1712)
On 11 February join hare Drag Queen for an A to A trail in West Sac.
Trail will be okay for dogs, bring your shiggy socks, cranium lamps, and $5 hash cash. Rain is in the forecast.
Mr. Bill’s Birthday Trail (#1711)
The notorious PawBlow EscoBark hares to celebrate Mr. Bill’s 5th Birthday! Cum out and celebrate with us. Bring all the puppers. Kid and wheel friendly as well. Trail will likely be around 3-6 miles (turkey 3 / eagle 6).$5 hash cash.
Meet at the corner of Ottumwa Drive and East Commerce Way.
The Calm Before the Storm (#1710)
Dog/kid friendly, turkey/eagle, BEER!, maybe some mild shiggy with a water crossing.
BRING: A light for your dim cranium, $5 HASH CASH, thirst for the golden nectar (not that golden nectar Triple H!).
Sundance Park is the start.
Whorifist Broke Our Sheep! (#1709)
Whorifist was using our Sheepy a little too hard and broke him! JUNK to the rescue. Meet at the University Avenue side of Guy West Bridge and we’ll break out an old standby.
Dog and kid friendly.
Bring a light, swim trunks, a song for circle and your cutest cousin.
$5 hash cash. Free for first-time hashers.
Sh!tmare’s Speakeasy Saturday (#1708)
105 years after the start of Prohibition, the hash will declare our alcohol independence by drinking what, how, and where we shouldn’t. About 3 miles. Midtown Sacramento.
Over the River and Through the Woods, to Drink Some Scotch We Go (#1707)
Parking: Tierra Grande Cir, Sacramento, CA 95827. All the way at the north end of the loop is a long section of wood fence with no driveways, otherwise park evenly around the neighborhood.
Leglifter Hares (#1706)
Expect some Birthday Shenanigans as we toast to Junk and Primal. Bring your flashlight and not your best pair of shoes. Show up early, have a bite and beer. Meet up at River City Brewing. 6241 Fair Oaks Blvd suite g, Carmichael, CA 95608
Bigger Shitter's XXXmastravaganza! (#1704)
More details to come. An annual tradition, the trail runs through the Christmas display wonderland that is the Fab 40s.
Firefly Hash (#1703)
On 10 Dec hare Drag Queen will take you through the woods on a blindingly dark A to A trail in Fair Oaks.
Bring your head lamps! $5 hash cash.
Trail will be dog friendly. A flat-ish 2.25mi for the turkeys, eagles are going for an adventure.
Drag Queen (#1701)
Our GM will lead the pack. Start location and details to be announced.
Thanksgiving Eve Trail (#1699)
Hares Attack of the Killer Pussy and Shitmare invite your friends or family back in town for Thanksgiving climbing the walls at Mom and Dad’s? Bring them out for a run, a drink, and some holiday mischief with the Sacramento Hash House Harriers! Escape the house, find your people, and earn that turkey. Newbies are free. All the rest of you need to bring $5 hash cash.