Upcoming trails
A Hash trail is a marked path laid by the hares, who set the course with chalk, flour, or other clues (sometimes with tricks to mislead the pack). The hounds—the rest of the group—follow the trail together, calling out and enjoying the run, stops, and social fun along the way.
A Royal Birthday in Davis
A Royal Birthday in Davis
Cum celebrate Queenie’s birthday in Davis this holiday .
There will be BEER…more details when her royalty feels like sharing them.
Bring a light. $5.00 Hash Cash via PayPal: @SacH3HashCash
Saturday Pussy Trail
Cum check out RIP’s Virgin Hare (retry).
Check back for details on this Killer Saturday Trail!
Thanksgiving Eve Trail
Burn Thighs Before Pies…check back for details on a Thanksgiving Eve trail.
Thanksgiving Beer Mile
Beer Mile on Thanksgiving morning before you have to see your family!
Hit the Wall & Get Smashed!
SacH3’s tradition of supporting the r*nners of the California International Marathon (CIM).
Sacramento Green Dress Run
Grab a Green Dress and your thirst for Beer. Save the Date for a weekend of fun with a r*n for charity (and Beer!). More details to cum.
Olympdicks
STD (save the date) for the ultimate summer campout you will never remember.
Saturday River Trail
Junk Squeezes One More In
Join us in the fall sunshine for one last trail by the river before the weather gets blustery.
Honest Engine of Fair Oaks
9836 Fair Oaks Blvd., Fair Oaks, CA 95628
Bring: Swim Gear (if you’re brave), $5.00 Hash Cash (PayPal: @SacH3HashCash) and your thirst for the Golden Nectar!
Feeling charitable? Bring a children’s book to donate.
ON-After at Players
Wednesday Trail with Primal Fist
Primal Fist on a weeknight? Yes, Please!
Join this dynamic duo on trail as they show us their juggling skills.
Jonas Larkspur Park
2763 Larkspur Lane, Sacramento, 95864
Don’t forget to bring that light…it’s the first trail after the time change and it’s going to be dark.
Hash Cash $5.00 via PayPal: @SacH3HashCash
Hashoween
Get your Hashiest costume out of the attic and get ready for a Trail to die for. BBFD will turn Tricks and give Treats on this pre-Halloween adventure. Watch out for any Witchy Ways and don’t forget a light, it’s dark and spooky out there!
World Peace Through Beer
Celebrate World Peace Through Beer…there will be a Trail, there will be BEER from around the world. Cum see what’s in Junk’s Trunk!
Wednesday Trail
Get ready to Pound the Pavement and don’t forget your Light. Meet us at Zapata Park.
This Trail is the Shit … mare
Meet at Airfield Park on Samuelson Way, Natomas.
3-4 miles. 1 beer stop. Lightish shiggy. Wheel and dog friendly.
Bring a light.
$5 hash cash. PAYPAL: @SacH3HashCash
Just Miles to the Rescue
JUNK MESSED UP. WHORIFIST AND JUST MILES TO THE RESCUE!
Bring a light.
Dog and stroller friendly
Bring $$$ and ID
$5 hash cash. PAYPAL: @Sach3hashcash
Seven Year Itch Trail
It’s been 7 years to the day from Drag’s first hare at SacH3 and now she’s got the itch.
Join SacH3 for Drag’s last trail where you can get mosquito bites a plenty. Meet at 625 Garden Highway, don’t leave anything visible in your car.
Cranium lamps and $5 hash cash required. Trail will be short and dog friendly. On Afters at El Bramido.
Carry Yo Key with Wrangl'er Dangl'er
Do you want to rock and roll all night and part of every day? Come to Pine Cove where Wrangl'er will show you a way and then later you can become a juice box hero at an actual on after. We'll be pissing the night away while they play that fucking music! Don't bring me down, Bruce! But do bring cash and ID. Trail and checks are dog and kid friendly but Pine Cove is not.
It's a Morning Shitmare
Our hare Shitmare is planning a classic downtown/west sac trail on a coolish Saturday morning, exact location TBA. T3/E5. Possible coffee stop (BYO$). Possible light shiggy. Wheel/child/dog friendly. Maybe A to A-prime.
Meet at 9:30 - hare's away by 10.
On-after at the newly opened Waterfront Biergarten around noon.
CBL Lucky 13!
Important details:
Start at the Corner of 13th Street and 13th Avenue, near Doc Oliver Field.
The usual time (6:30pm/18:30)
Trail is friendly for all kinds of human (0 to 116 years old) on foot or wheeled.
Trail is dog friendly, please make sure they don't attack any ducks or other animals around the area.
Don't expect a long trail, it's hot af... shiggy will be very minimal, if any (That area hasn't stroke me as a shiggy fest anyways)
Less important reading, if you are bored, you can read:
August 13th 2013, Just JB finally listened to his kickball buddy to go to a Hash House Harriers trail, and he did so on a White House H3 trail in a Washington, DC area suburbs, and he liked it so much that he kept cumming to trails and became Cum Brew Lay along the way. 13 years, 800ish trails in many places, a marriage later, he is now a Sacramento hasher. Cum celebrate his 13th anniversary and his 1st haring as a full time SacH3 hasher.
Sac H3 River Raft
$69.69 via PayPal to SacH3rego@gmail.com, please include your hash/kennel name in the notes
Rego here: https://docs.google.com/.../1FAIpQLSc5paNga.../viewform
Friday Night Pub Crawl @ 1830
Hare - Bigger Better Faster Deeper and PawBlow EscoBark
Theme - Under the Sea(Men)
Saturday River Raft
Bag van will be at the hash hotel by 0830. Stash anything you want for the end.
Please fill out the waiver in advance!
Eagles will get themselves to the start of the famed Bridgemosa Trail at 3936 Pennsylvania Ave. Hared by Junk by 0900.
Turkey will be led by Sheepy from the hash hotel to the start at 0930.
Rafts away on or about 11.
As usual, sunscreen and anything besides flip flops are highly recommended.
Sunday Drinking Practice @ 11 (they're opening early for us! So ignore the Google Maps hours or website hours)
Location - LogOff Brewery
Food truck - TBA (outside food allowed)
Hash Hotel - La Quinta Inn - 11131 Folsom Blvd
Link to reserve a room: www.tinyurl.com/SacH3RiverRaft
(there are 15 double queens with a discount, after those are taken it's regular price)
As usual, no kiddos, no animals.
Contact Sheepy for any questions: isleepywithsheepy@gmail.com
One Last Summer Party?
7120 Badlee Drive, Sacramento 95837
dog/family friendly
dress to impress or not
cum early for games (notice new start time)
hares away at 7p
what to expect:
nothing special. Your hares will be drowning their sorrows, summer is over and we have to go back to school. Usually a happy time, but back to the noise and chaos for us.
Sheepy’s BYO river float
Float down the river!
Meet at Sacramento Bar Park at 11. We'll have a car or two at Harrington for transport. Byo everything. No hash cash.
Shitter’s Birthday Trail
Cum celebrate Shitter Splitter completing another trip around the Sun with a trip around Sun City! Gotta get him introduced to his fellow seniors.
Meet behind the AM/PM carwash
Trail will be between 3-69 miles
Shiggy socks are highly recommended
Doggo friendly
Kiddo friendlyish-no strollers
$5 hash cash
Moist Discharge Trail
First Wednesday trail over 100 so headed to Plumbs Bluff. Travel sized trail on dirt paths, but mostly DP and cliff jumping. Meeting on Winding Oak Dr near 9373 Winding Oak Dr Fair Oaks
Squirt Needs to Go Back to Kindergarten
Dude totally forgot how old he was. Trying to make himself older than he really is. Our hare 99 likes herself an older man, but at her age younger is better.
Taproom is 21+, however there is a pizza joint that will quench your thirst next door.
No rain to wash marks away this time. T/E split, stroller, dog and very kid friendly
Leglifter hares
Meet up at Folsom City Lions Park 403 Stafford, Folsom.
2-3 mile trail. Beer check with swimming hole. Canine friendly.
Solstice-ish Hash
Join hare Drag Queen for an A to A trail around the Land Park area.
Trail will be dog and stroller friendly with turkey and eagle trails. Bring $5 hash cash and your orthotics for lots of pavement.
Sheepy Grids Even Harder
You'll never get Sheepy to hare off the grid!!!!
Trail will be A-A, 3-4 miles, dog+kid friendly. Danger cans and fish hooks probable. Bring your livers, virgins, and cash and ID.
Daddy takes us to big honkers and even bigger hoes
Meet in the northeast corner of the parking lot (camera blind spot) at 2590 Venture Oaks Way, Sacramento, CA 95833.
A to A trail fun for all ages, number of legs and number of wheels. Turkey trail: 3 mi. Eagle trail: 4 mi.