Arrive early to take advantage of the early bird senior special at Denny’s and then join Bigger Better as she leads you on a short, wheelchair friendly trail. Gotta be in bed by 8, don’t ya know. But not before we get crazy and kill the ice chest she’s stocked with Ensure!

Bring-

• $5 hash cash

• Retirement home recommendations

• Shiggy socks

• Walkers

• Your hot grandpa

• Guide dogs to help Bigger see the trail