Brace yourself for a midweek fright! On Wednesday, November 12, at 6:30 p.m., Shitmare haunts the hare chair and promises a 3–5 mile trail of twisted turns, questionable decisions, and night-time nonsense. Strap on your sturdy shoes, fire up that headlamp, and prepare for a nightmare you’ll actually enjoy. First-timers run free; the rest of you pitch in $5 to fuel the madness with beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.