You've been to Midtown, Roseville, Rocklin, Natomas, but ... where the hell is Robla? We will explore the excitement of South Rio Linda/East Natomas. Shitmare is your hare. 3–5 mile trail of twisted turns, questionable decisions, and night-time nonsense. Strap on your sturdy shoes and fire up that headlamp. First-timers run free; the rest of you pitch in $5 to fuel the madness with beer, water, seltzer, and snacks.