Dry Creek Community Park, 9235 Walerga Rd., Roseville

Our hare BBFD will pilot the pack on a 3–5 mile path packed with pranks, pitfalls, and plenty of punchlines. Slip on your sturdy shoes, slather sunblock, and summon your sense of silliness. First-timers trot for free, while regulars pitch in $5 to support the staples: beer, bottles of water, and bite-sized snacks. Dog-friendly trail.